Monday, while working at home because of the snow, jonbaker twisted his eyeglasses. So, today he's getting them replaced. He really can't just get them repaired, even if they were repairable, because he can't see without them - he has a visual range of inches.

So, I'm dealing with a nervous agent and with a landlord come to collect keys I don't have, and he calls.

"Should I get the small fashionable frames or the ones like I have now?"

I haven't seen either one, of course. And he's in Manhattan. And they're *his* eyes. I actually told him, first, to flip a coin, and then to get the "fashionable" ones.

While people are listening to me.