jonbaker twisted his eyeglasses. So, today he's getting them replaced. He really can't just get them repaired, even if they were repairable, because he can't see without them - he has a visual range of inches. So, I'm dealing with a nervous agent and with a landlord come to collect keys I don't have, and he calls.
"Should I get the small fashionable frames or the ones like I have now?"
I haven't seen either one, of course. And he's in Manhattan. And they're *his* eyes. I actually told him, first, to flip a coin, and then to get the "fashionable" ones.
While people are listening to me.
