Okay, so I clicked on the link because I'm a lemming, and in true ff.net fashion, a pop up immediately arrived, complete with applause sound effects. Loud ones. This was, of course, when I was at work (and had uncharacteristically left the speakers on after listening to...um...an Alan Rickman clip).

So. Not only was the story insane, but it was accompanied by applause.

*g*

Oh that was ever so terrifying....

This is a parody, right? RIGHT? I mean, "Tail"? "Prolouge"? "strait" hair?

And she's got a bunch of positive reviews. *eyes cross*

Frankly, I don't know if I've ever been that bored in my life.

Oh, I didn't get past the first part.

But it was so bad I just *had* to share. Because I love you all so much.

"Alone with a baby she turns to the most unlikly person for comfort"

Harry?

Ron?

Her parents?

Nah - asking for aid from family and people you've merely been friends with for five year would be unthinkable.

(HP fangirls ship Hermione with almost everyone, don't they? Cannot believe Hermione/Malfoy is nearly... mainstream.)

That is just EVIL, Mama. Evil. I read...umm...10 lines? No, I SKIMMED ten lines or so. That would hurt my eyes if I actually tried to READ it.

::shudders and goes back to looking for GOOD fic::