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Mama Deb
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I am bored. Again.

I'm caught up with work. I'm not sure if I should write anything. I probably will.

But meanwhile. There is ff.net

Lily by Writer Gurl NZ
Read this fanfiction - IT IS THE BEST STORY EVER. If you read this all your wishes will come true. You will not find a better fanfiction anywhere. THIS IS THE BEST STORY EVER. Trust me.

Nope. Not. Trust *me*.

and. Oh, the *pain*.

You must be too good to love me by Dragon-girl01
A short poem written after Harry and Draco have a break-up, from Draco's pov. Sad and pretty unique so there you go...read.

This one has bad French, too. And a glossary.

The After Effects of a Fire Dragon Spritzer by Scary'lil'Angie reviews
Draco changes(in more ways than one), but when he's running away from the very people he betrayed and want him dead, there's only one place he can turn...Hogwarts right under Voldemorts nose, unraveling the mystery he and Harry are intertwined with...HPDM

This next has such a winner of a line that I'm just going to quote it.

"At the left of me and at one head of the table is a pudgy faced girl with disgustingly belched blonde hair, pale white skin, rosy cheeks, and big blue eyes. She seemed annoyingly stupid."

As I said.

I'm bored.


So, um. Who's been wishing for the death of paragraph breaks? Because it wasn't me.

And... let's not talk about bad slash poetry, or I'll be forced to go dig up the Memento poem (written in couplets!) to retaliate...

Who needs paragraph breaks when you can belch your hair blonde?



Darn! It didn't work!

You're familiar with [Bad username: mctabby"]'s Summary Executions, right? Because I think the bit about "disgustingly belched blonde hair" is really a contender. ;)

Oh, yeah. I friended mctabby just for those summary executions.

But that was a first line, not a summary. The summary was along the lines of "what if Voldie met with my homeroom at school."


I don't have words. I don't think I've ever been that desperately bored when I had a computer nearby.

I'm not allowed to chat. I'm afraid to go to many other websites. And I'm totally caught up with my work. So.

Also, it's fun. IN a twisted way.

You *must* have been bored. I never would have clicked on a story that purported to be the BEST STORY EVER. There's no such thing. Certainly not on ff.net. Not to mention that the rest of that description sounds like a chain letter. ::giggle::

I could not resist.

I knew it had to be terrible. And you don't think I *read* it, do you?


I chugged an entire hot coke, held it back as long as I could, the belch was disgusting and made the dogs turn around and take notice, and woke up the cat, but my hair has not changed. aybe there was supposed to be a potion I should have drank rather than coke, or an incantation I should have said while burping. y sister can say the alphabet while burping and her hair is blonde, so I have to believe this.