My landlady just called me. When I said we were eating dinner (yes, after 9PM. We eat when my husband gets home, and he gets home late.), she expressed surprise and then just harangued me. As if we weren't eating dinner.
Because my house is cluttered.
It's not in my lease, you know. That the house be clean.
She has a leak in her bathroom. The pipes are okay. It's not coming from my bathroom. We know that because we have taken long showers since and she hasn't had a leak. She'll probably get one tomorrow from the rain. And blame us.
I've been busy. And I've been sick. And it doesn't matter anyway. Because she has no grounds. I *know* this. I know what leases say, and what this one says, and what a landlord's rights are.