Have you actually read the books?: Is that a trick question? Yes, several times.
...All of them, including the Quidditch one and the schoolbook of Harry's?: Yes.
Have you seen both movies?: Yeah.
Do you own both movies as well as all 7 current books?: Yes.
Do you even LIKE Harry Potter?: Yes.
Who's your favourite character?: Hermione.
Who's your least favourite?: Winky
Who's the one you wish you could gouge their eyes out with a spork?: Umbridge.
Who's dead that you wish you could bring back to life?:
What's your favourite couple?: I'm a Ron/Hermione shipper for canon. My fanfic OTP is Harry/Draco
What's your least favourite couple?: Harry/Hermione
Do you read Harry Potter fanfiction?: Yes
Do you write Harry Potter fanfiction?: Yes
What's the weirdest Harry Potter couple you can think of?:
There are too many to even think about. Dumbledore/Giant Squid
Do you like the books better than the movies?: Yes.
Or do you like the movies better than the books?: See above.
Did you sit there and hate the movies at first?: No.
Did you pick apart the movies, finding all the errors?:
Did the movies seem a little better with repeated viewings?: Yes.
Did your friend smack you upside the head and tell you to get over it?: Nope.
Do you think Harry will die in the end?:
I think it's dramatically possible.
Can you recite the names, nicknames, and animagi forms of the Marauders?: Yes.
Do you go through things and pick out all the misspelled names?: Doesn't everyone?
And then do people get annoyed 'cuz you corrected them?:
I don't do it outside my head.
Did you know how to pronounce Hermione before the 4th book/1st movie?: Yes.
Do you hate Harry or love Harry?: Love Harry.
Do you despise Umbridge?: Who doesn't?
Do you despise JK with a passion for the end of book 5?:
I thought OotP was brilliant.
Do you know what the J.K in J.K. Rowling stands for?: I know it's Joanne, but I thought she just added the K.
Can you name all the Weasley children in order from oldest to youngest?: Bill, Charlie, Percy, Fred/George, Ron, Ginny
This or That...
Draco or Harry?: Both
Draco and Ginny or Draco and Hermione?: Neither
Harry and Hermione or Ron and Hermione?: Ron and Hermione.
Draco AND Harry or RON and Harry?:Draco/Harry. Ron is straight.
Lord Voldemort or Albus Dumbledore?: Dumbledore
Severus Snape or Sybil Trelawny?: Snape
James or Lily?: I want to know about Lily.
Petunia or Lily?: Lily.
Vernon or James?: James.
Petunia and Vernon or Lily and James?: Lily and James.
Hogwarts or Beauxbatons?: Hogwarts... duh.
Wizard or Witch?: I'd be a witch.
Diagon Alley or Hogsmeade?: Diagon Alley. It's in *London*
The Three Broomsticks or Hog's Head?: Leaky Cauldron
Quidditch or studying?: Studying
Potions or Transfiguration?: Transfiguration
Charms or Defense Against the Dark Arts?: Defense Against the Dark Arts... at least during year three... :)
Are you brave?: I can be.
Are you intelligent?: Yes
Are you loyal?: I'd like to think so.
Are you sly?: Nope.
Are you ambitious?: Nope
Are you sneaky?: Nope.
Are you bold?: Nope
Are you witty?: Yes (or so I'm told.)
Are you courageous?: See above re: brave.
Which house do you think you'd be in?: Ravenclaw
FANDOM - FANFIC STUFF
1. What is your favorite Fandom?
Not a fair question for someone with over a dozen.
2. What fandom crossovers, if any, do you like to see in your fanfic?
Ones that work.
3. What are your favorite pairings and why?
Harry/Draco - it's that loving enemies thing.
Harry/Neville - they just fit together.
Snape/Lupin - I think they'd be good for each other.
Ron/Hermione - canon
These next questions are Harry Potter slash specific:
4. Which pairing do you prefer to read?
Harry/Draco, Harry/Neville, Snape/Lupin. I'll also read Snape/Harry.
(I'm assuming it breaks away from slash here?)
5. At Hogwarts or post Hogwarts?
6. What professions do you like to see your pair in and which do you hate?
I can't see Harry and Draco post Hogwarts. Harry/Neville - Harry's a born teacher. Neville - he's an auror and a powerful one.
7. What kinks do you like to see in fics?
I've discovered I have a major Draco-on-bottom button.
8. What totally squicks you?
9. Are you a happy ending person?
I'm an appropriate ending person. I like happy endings, but sometimes they don't work.
10. Hurt/comfort, angst, romance, AU. What is your favorite category/type of fic?
11. Describe the ultimate fic, how it makes you feel, what it must have, etc.
No such animal.