It's called Defense Lessons, it's for kaalee.
Harry/Neville, NC-17. You can find it here.
On the other hand, if you go here, you'll find the Harry/Neville contrariwise wrote for me in the same ficathon. Better use of your time. And it's PG.
In other news, I'm feeling much better. I walked out the door for the first time since Wednesday night, and while my nose is still stuffed, I can almost breathe and I don't feel ill.
And it's a lovely day out, too.