And, of course, I'm now, you know. Dressed to hat. Not to shoes, but to hat. Because it's not important that the plumber see my bare feet. :)
Okay. Plumber was here. All my cash is completely gone (And, seriously, $86.60 is perfectly reasonable, so I'm not complaining), but he was charming and competent. My toilet has been snaked and tested; my bathroom sink now *drains* - hallelujah. And he thinks it's the shower assembly behind the wall.
Which is therefore Not Our Fault.