I currently have an eight-year old in my house. He's doing math homework. He's doing the math homework first because it's easiest and then he'll tackle the dreaded alphabetizing of spelling words.

I have learned he likes Hermione because she punched Draco, who's annoying. Actually, everyone but the Trio is annoying - especially Dudley - but also *all* the grown-ups, even Lupin.

All grown-ups in general are annoying, of course.

But chess is fun, as is Yu-Gi-Oh.