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This may not be the worst story ever

But it's one of the dumbest.

I found this on babb_chronicles.

The plot? The kids of Hogwarts get married and have lots and lots of babies. And what's the most important things about babies? Why, their names, of course. (Although she seems to have run out of inspiration by the end. Draco and Luna's two youngest are Kevin Kline and Lucy Liu.)

Mostly, though, it's Mary Sue names. Or worse. When Harry and Ginny have a surprise third baby (Ginny is just out of Hogwarts, but didn't realize she was pregnant until she was five months along. Despite carrying triplets.) the first thing the nurse tells them is that the baby needs a name. Since, you know, that's the most important and immediate consideration. (Bill names her. "Lucky Fantasia.")

I love babb_chronicles.


Did you notice the part where she said you can write her and she'll put you in the story, and tell her who you want to be married to and with kids?


Okay, we did stuff like that when I was like, 8.

Oh, and I read it, and she was asking for her readers to name the kids. This is probably why they're named after celebrities. As if Draco and Luna would know who Lucy Liu and Kevin Kline ARE.

I just glanced at some of the quotes featured on babb_chronicles and have been inconveniently discorporated from the painful wrongness of it all. Erk.