First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions.
You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use
1. Lex Luthor
2. Draco Malfoy
3. Dinah Lance
4. Greg(g) House
5. Elizabeth Weir
6. CJ Cregg
7. Harry Potter
8. Luna Lovegood
9. Bruce Wayne
10. Miles Vorkosigan
11. Cordelia Naismith
12. Clark Kent
And now, the questions...
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
No, but they'd be wonderful together.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Oh, my goodness. Intelligence, snark and brilliant blue eyes? So very, very hot.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Well, they're different species, but Clark is vulnerable to magic. He'd probably marry her (she's a bit older, but that would hardly bother him) and they'd have lovely, intelligent child with a huge range of abilities who lived in his/her own universe.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Oh, so very many. Stare with stories by thete1 and just go on.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Oh,goodness, no, no, no, NEVER. She'd destroy him.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Five/Ten. Because Elizabeth is just Miles' type - tall, brainy brunette. And she's used to dealing with temperamental geniuses. And compared to Bruce, Miles is almost sane.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Oh, my goodness. It's..oh, my goodness. "Malfoy, I suspected you liked me, but I didn't dream you'd go so far as to find a nearly identical substitute..."
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Miles Vorkosigan shows Dinah Lance that driven and wealthy men can also be faithful lovers, and that her own hair color is truly beautiful.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
I doubt it. I really doubt it.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
The Price of Powers
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Lex developes a mystery illness.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
*Giggle*. Just a *few*....
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I think so, actually.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I'm not certain, but it wouldn't surprise me.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
If they did, I'd be...impressed.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Crossover, m/f/m, possibly chan.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
"So, I'm the highly inbred scion of a class of people who believe they're better than pretty much anyone, too."
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
She might, but she'd feel bad about it.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
I really don't want to think about this...Dinah.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with
Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a
brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five
and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic?
"The Mind Follows Where the Heart Leads"
Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one
person who should write it.
kerithwyn, thete1, lomedat
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Huh. I think there were some hints in that direction in OotP, so it would be plausible.
This was much fun, especially given that some of the questions worked all too well.