I wanted a simple pwp - Vimes/Vetinari. But then there's Lady Sybil to worry about because I like her. And I came up with a solution (a *bad* one, because I really do like her) but one that calls for major back story.
The only way to make this work is to make the story *long*. So. In my head, I'm now writing a long Discworld story that will probably make a lot of people mad at me. Except for those who won't read it because they have no idea what Discworld is.
I'm in trouble.