1. Many pairs of underwear. Because, well, those that are still even close to whole are too large. Just your plain, ordinary unsexy things, except I bought them from Hanes as opposed to "Just My Size". Because I couldn't find the size I think I am on Just My Size. Which is. Wow.
2. Notary public business cards - name, address, cell and my days and hours. Very plain and to the point. But - they give me 2 bucks and I'll give them a card,and you know. Can't hurt.