I've ordered the SPN Season 1 DVD.
Also, when I google for "stiff thumb", I get porn sites and stuff about arthritis. When I google for stiff thumb caused by knitting, I get mitten instructions. (And porn sites and stuff about arthritis, but mostly mittens.)
(And I'm seeing an orthopedist about it right after Pesach, which was my earliest appointment,and I'm not knitting AT ALL until afterwards. Not entirely dumb.)