I don't mean tall-vente-grande. I mean Moe-Larry-Curly. No one uses the names - they order the coffee as small-medium-large, as is proper. Besides, the names change at least once a week.
Today? In order of size, large to small - "The Empire Strikes Back", "Star Wars: A New Hope" (bleh. It's Star Wars. Star Wars I.) and "Return of the Jedi."
Clearly, the order is wrong. Completely wrong. And I said so. Poor, deluded counterperson, who really thought Empire was the best of the lot. *shakes head*.
(And, yeah. I know people will disagree with me. They're free to do so, but they would be wrong. Leia in a bikini. Dancing teddy bears. I ask you.)