On the way home, we stopped at an engagement party (as you do.) The couple are both grad students at YU -
The bride was wearing deliberately mismatched socks, which one of her guests noticed while I was sitting nearby. So I joked that she probably has another pair just like the one she had one.
Whereupon the guest asked, politely, if I were the bride's mother.
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It made sense. I was amused. But. It means I'm now bubby aged!